I am Tushyman, knower of all.
Victorian gentleman. Time traveller. Posterior enthusiast.
Welcome, dear visitor, to the digital parlour of Tushyman — a mildly insane, highly eccentric, and perpetually cheery Victorian gentleman who happens to possess a buttocks for a face. Having travelled from Slough, England in the year 1838 to the present day via a most unfortunate incident involving a donkey and a temporal portal, Tushyman now dedicates his considerable posterior wisdom to entertaining and enlightening the modern world.
Here you shall find free browser games of the most distinguished variety, an all-knowing oracle who speaks in florid Victorian prose peppered with cheeky innuendo, and a world inspired by the surrealism of René Magritte — where nothing is quite what it seems, and everything is rather more bottom-shaped than one might expect.
Free Browser Games
Three free browser games, no download required. Retro fighting, surreal party brawling, casual arcade action, and rhythm game performance for every posterior of taste.
Tushyman's Gentlemanly Brawl
A retro 2D fighting game featuring a 10-boss Victorian class ladder. Battle from the muddy Thames to the throne of Queen Victoria across The Arena, The Promenade, Vs., Survival, The Parlour party mode, and The Private Collection of prestige modes. Three difficulty levels, upgradeable stats, and unlockable cosmetics await.
Play BrawlPeach Portal
A casual arcade game of peachy reflexes. Guide peaches through surreal portals, rack up points, and compete on the online leaderboard. Quick to play, difficult to master, and impossible to put down.
Play Peach PortalFlappy Tush
A two-button rhythm game with eleven original songs. Flap Tushyman's two butt-cheek face flaps in perfect time with the music. Keep the Enchantment meter high to earn a Rapturous Ovation from the Victorian music hall audience.
Play Flappy Tush