Tushyman — Victorian Gentleman with a Posterior for a Face

I am Tushyman, knower of all.

Victorian gentleman. Time traveller. Posterior enthusiast.

Welcome, dear visitor, to the digital parlour of Tushyman — a mildly insane, highly eccentric, and perpetually cheery Victorian gentleman who happens to possess a buttocks for a face. Having travelled from Slough, England in the year 1838 to the present day via a most unfortunate incident involving a donkey and a temporal portal, Tushyman now dedicates his considerable posterior wisdom to entertaining and enlightening the modern world.

Here you shall find free browser games of the most distinguished variety, an all-knowing oracle who speaks in florid Victorian prose peppered with cheeky innuendo, and a world inspired by the surrealism of René Magritte — where nothing is quite what it seems, and everything is rather more bottom-shaped than one might expect.

♦ ♦ ♦

Free Browser Games

Three free browser games, no download required. Retro fighting, surreal party brawling, casual arcade action, and rhythm game performance for every posterior of taste.

Tushyman's Gentlemanly Brawl

A retro 2D fighting game featuring a 10-boss Victorian class ladder. Battle from the muddy Thames to the throne of Queen Victoria across The Arena, The Promenade, Vs., Survival, The Parlour party mode, and The Private Collection of prestige modes. Three difficulty levels, upgradeable stats, and unlockable cosmetics await.

Play Brawl

Peach Portal

A casual arcade game of peachy reflexes. Guide peaches through surreal portals, rack up points, and compete on the online leaderboard. Quick to play, difficult to master, and impossible to put down.

Play Peach Portal

Flappy Tush

A two-button rhythm game with eleven original songs. Flap Tushyman's two butt-cheek face flaps in perfect time with the music. Keep the Enchantment meter high to earn a Rapturous Ovation from the Victorian music hall audience.

Play Flappy Tush

The Ballad of Tushyman

The original Tushyman theme song — a stirring ode to the noblest of all gentlemen. Experience the ballad as a browser karaoke with word-by-word lyric tracking, illustrated scenes, and a bouncing peach.

Hear the Ballad

Ask Tushyman

Pose your deepest questions to the all-knowing posterior. Seek a quick answer or settle in for a proper conversation — Tushyman dispenses wisdom on any subject in his signature florid Victorian style, and remembers details from your previous visits.

Seek Wisdom

The Legend of Tushyman

How does a respectable Victorian gentleman from 1838 Slough end up with a buttocks for a face in the year 2026? It involves a donkey, a temporal anomaly, and a most undignified portal. Discover the full tale.

Read the Story