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How to Play

F or ← — flap his left cheek

J or → — flap his right cheek

Both together — a full two-cheek bwahp for gold notes

Mobile: tap the left or right half of the screen.

Keep the Enchantment meter high. Finish with the audience still charmed to earn a Rapturous Ovation.

Before Your Performance

Watch Tushyman above — skip if you know this
F
or
←
LEFT cheek
F
+
J
★ GOLD (both) ★
J
or
→
RIGHT cheek
Flap the matching cheek when a note reaches the dashed ring above. Keep the Enchantment meter up, or the vaudeville hook yanks him off stage.

Battle Mode — Before the Duel

Watch both sides above — skip if you know this
PLAYER 1
A
cheeks
D
S
chicanery
Notes drop from above
Flap the matching cheek as each ball lands on its ring.
PLAYER 2
←
cheeks
→
↓
chicanery
⚔ Chicanery ⚔ visited upon your opponent
MIRROR flip their cheeks
SPEED hasten their notes
FOG cloud their screen
GHOST plant fake notes
PEACH obscure their face
LIGHT blind them with daylight
Every Perfect hit may furnish a spot of chicanery. Press your chicanery key to loose it upon your opponent.

Bring Your Own Song

Files stay on your device — nothing is uploaded.
Pick any audio file (mp3, wav, m4a, ogg). Flappy Tush will analyze the tempo and build a chart automatically.

Intermission

Polite Applause

Top 10 Performers
#NameSongScore

ENCORE!

The audience demands more! They stamp their feet and rattle their programmes!

Next Song — Difficulty —

Leaderboard

Gentle
Proper
Brutal

The Haberdashery

Tap Your Own Chart

The song will play. Tap Spacebar on every beat you want a note.

Tushyman assigns the lanes (left, right, gold) for you based on your timing. Play slower first, then re-record at full speed once you know the song.
Playback speed

Input Calibration

Sync your inputs to your audio — essential for Bluetooth headphones.
You'll hear 8 metronome clicks at a steady tempo. Tap F or J on each click. We'll measure your average timing and adjust the game to match your setup.
Current offset: 0 ms

Choose Your Song

Battle Mode

2 Players Local duel
Vs. CPU Man vs machine
Choose your opponent above

Controls

Click a key to rebind. Press Escape to cancel.
Action
Player 1
Player 2
Left Cheek
A
←
Right Cheek
D
→
Chicanery
S
↓

Choose Your Hats

Player 1
Player 2

Paused

Victory!

Flappy Tush — A Tushyman Rhythm Game

Flappy Tush is a free browser rhythm game in the Tushyman universe featuring twelve original songs, a split-screen Battle Mode for two players or against CPU, and a Freestyle Mode that lets you play along to any audio file on your device — upload an mp3 or wav and a chart is generated automatically. Flap Tushyman's two butt-cheek face flaps in perfect time with the music. A Taiko-style two-button rhythm experience with synced lyrics, timing windows, enchantment meter, three dramatic endings, and Victorian chicanery weapons you can fire at your opponent. All uploaded songs stay on your device; nothing is sent to a server.

How to play: press F to flap the left cheek, J to flap the right cheek, both together for gold notes. Keep the Enchantment meter high to earn a Rapturous Ovation from the music hall audience.